Babylon Bee takes a swipe at Goodyear.
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“Customers have lots of options for places to get tires for the other side of the car,” said Goodyear Chairman and CEO Rich Kramer. “It may not be popular, but we felt this was a stand we needed to take.”
The company’s exclusion applies to Service as well as Sales. Technicians may rotate the two tires on the driver’s side, but may not do any work on the other side of the vehicle.
Also, if you come in with four tires, Goodyear will scream and destroy your right-side tires, free of charge.”