Disney inks new deal in woke fantasy

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Seems Disney has caught the social justice bug. It has inked a deal with perpetual victim Colin Kaepernick, a man whose only claims to fame were kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality and sacrificing the backup slot as a quarterback on the San Francisco 49ers NFL team.

After slamming America in a July 4th tweet about rejecting the “celebration of white supremacy” (a day he openly cheered under Obama), the very next tweet he celebrated the very open capitalist society that helped him attain a deal with a company run by an evil white man at the root of his oppression.

If Kaepernick had principles he would have rejected the deal for letting Disney use his cause for a pittance to promote its own corporate social responsibility goals to publish in the next annual report to appease woke investment firms which are in no place to lecture anyone on ethics or morals.

Kaep’s deal will extend across all Disney platforms, including Walt Disney Television, ESPN, Hulu, Pixar and The Undefeated. ESPN noted that the “partnership will focus on telling scripted and unscripted stories that explore race, social injustice and the quest for equity.”

We look forward to the next Pixar film about Kaepernick where it can teach kids about participation trophies and how feelings matter more than facts.

Disney Executive Chairman Bob Iger made a typically woke PR drafted response,

During this unprecedented time, The Walt Disney Company remains committed to creating diverse and inclusive content that resonates and matters…Colin’s experience gives him a unique perspective on the intersection of sports, culture and race, which will undoubtedly create compelling stories that will educate, enlighten and entertain, and we look forward to working with him on this important collaboration.”

Kaep said, “I look forward to sharing the docuseries on my life story, in addition to many other culturally impactful projects we are developing.

Kaeprnick’s production company Ra Vision Media has hired Jemele Hill, a contributor to the left-wing The Atlantic newspaper, as a producer. She had no qualms besmirching all NASCAR fans as racists over the Bubba Wallace noose hoax. So we can be assured of the balance that will permeate across Kaep’s docuseries.

To cap off the joke, perpetual virtue signaller Alyssa Milano congratulated Kaepernick’s new contract on Twitter. Yes, the same Alyssa Milano that chastised the use of the name Washington Redskins when she had no qualms using her face to sell the team’s fashion line.

Good to see that if one screams victimhood loud and long enough, corporate America will join the scam to mint a dollar off the back of it and the supposed victims will have no qualms parking rage over white supremacy if they can make a decent buck themselves.

 

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