ScoMo hires new spin doctor

There is no denying PM Scott Morrison has been in the wars. His media spin doctors have administered arsenic instead of Advil. While we still contend that the media beat up on ScoMo has been ridiculous in the extreme, he ironically needs to push back on them hard and preempt their sheer predictability.

If FNF Media was the PM’s media advisor he would be told to take a leaf out of Ricky Gervais’ book (without expletives of course) and speak in truths, rather than cave into polished and carefully scripted politically correct platitudes. Nobody buys it.

Media is ubiquitous these days. No longer do we need to pander to the mainstream outlets by handing out privilege passes for positive coverage. Truth counts. Facts trump fiction.

Ricky Gervais’ 8-minute speech will end up being viewed factor fold levels higher than the Golden Globes (GG) themselves because he popped their bubble. Sadly the person that hired him will be shot for woke reasons. If NBC has any brains they’d get Ricky back for GG 2021 to arrest the long term collapse in ratings. People would watch it for his performance alone. His comment” if ISIS started a streaming service you’d all call your agents, wouldn’t you!” was so on point.

Gervais was interviewed prior to the performance to discuss the vegan menu that DiCaprio was raving about. He said, ” I think it’s great that 800 people are trying to save the planet and arriving in separate limos to eat some veg!

Because the common person isn’t stupid. Most view Hollywood celebrities as totally out of touch. Gervais frazzled so many raw nerves that there wasn’t a loose sphincter in the audience. It is how roasting is done.

There is a beauty in pushback. Trump has a Gervais about him. He smokes the media all the time and gets 24-7 media coverage for free. The Dems could raise $1tn in campaign funds and Trump would still get more airtime.

Instead of being hunted, he becomes the hunter. The derangement of the journalists feeds on itself and ends up making the media look sillier by the minute.

Given the press has such little regard for context or perspective, ScoMo should call on the stupidity of the questions asked and put the heat back on them. When people read the 12th unoriginal slam of his trip to Hawaii, it doesn’t exactly make audiences pine for more of the same.

The idea of ScoMo bloodying the nose of a lazy reporter would work way better for him than whatever advice he is getting now.

The viewing public can determine what they see. They reward authenticity- period. Sincerity is underrated in politics. Admitting mistakes is refreshing. Recall Bob Hawke’s 1989 admission of being unfaithful to his wife. The tears. He still won the 1990 election. Very few politicians have been so loved and respected by both side of the political divide. It was his what you see is what you get persona.

Despite the press highlighting how Hawke’s death – a week before the 2019 election – would tug at the heartstrings of Labor voters, it only exposed how Shorten couldn’t hold a flame to the beer-sculling larrikin. Shorten hemmed himself to kiss-of-death Kristina Keneally. Albo is making a similar mistake with Richard Marles. Authenticity wins. Trump is authentic. A bull artist maybe but he never hides the fact.

ScoMo has 3 years to fix a tough few months. He is far from over. A man who pulled off an election coup like last May has plenty of runway.

Now he needs to smash the media for their hollow clickbait. Many are criticizing him for being like Trump. FNF Media’s criticism is that he hasn’t been enough like the Donald.

ScoMo should be taking it to the opposition for point scoring on fires by making ridiculous claims of climate change connections that cost them victory in 2019. He should point out hard facts and tell Aussie’s that no sacred cows, whether fire chiefs or arsonists, will be spared in the post mortem. He can thump the table saying he is sick of the buck passing.

The media’s agenda is obvious. Just take the nonsense over Tony Abbott. While in the political sphere he couldn’t catch a break from the media. Even his RFS service was seen as self-indulgent. Now he is being praised for his heroics for going inside a burning house because he isn’t a political threat. It isn’t hard to work out the left-leaning media is out for ScoMo’s scalp. ScoMo should throw their hypocrisy and double standards back in their faces.

No time to practice a PR agency inspired Ali-shuffle to win some brownie points which won’t be awarded. AmTime to channel Ricky Gervais and land some cold hard punches.

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