Struggling for last minute Xmas ideas? Sadly this doesn’t exist but there are a whole host of people CM would hand them to.
Babylon Bee puts forward a comical description of what a Greta on the Shelf is programmed to do. She will detect activities including these:
• Leaving the light on when you exit a room
• Leaving the fridge open
• Driving an SUV
• Parents participating in illicit activities that may lead to the creation of more humans
• Using a plastic straw instead of sticking your face in a beverage and slurping
• Forgetting your reusable grocery bags at home
• Getting a cut-down Christmas tree
• Getting a carbon-heavy plastic Christmas tree
• Turning on any electric appliances
• Using the heater instead of rubbing two sticks together for warmth.