M&S pushes sandwich equality

Corporate virtue signaling at its finest. Marks & Spencer hijacks a movement to sell lettuce, guacamole, bacon & tomato (LGBT) sandwiches. Where is the quinoa or Italian tomatoes to include the Q & I minorities? Shame on the marketing team. Surely deserved of a written warning? Did they use soy ink and recycled paper? How thoughtless to have bacon as an option for “B”, given it is most certainly not Halal?

M&S is free to make & sell what it likes. Although the LGBT is made with political correctness to appear woke. Perhaps an ANTIFA sandwich? Asparagus, nutmeg, tomato, iceberg lettuce, fennel and artichoke? A REMAINER baguette? Ricotta, egg, mustard, apple, Idaho potato, nuts, eggplant and radish. A Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) focaccia made from turkey, dill and sauerkraut? Or a Greta ? Ginger, radish, egg, taramasalata and almonds?

For equality in the debate, why not make a White Patriarchy (WP) sandwich with white bread and pastrami? A right wing nut job (RWNJ) ciabatta made of rye, walnuts, New York steak and jalapeños perhaps? A NAZI roll? Nutella, anchovies, zucchini and iodized salt?

Then see which politically correct sandwich sells the best? C’mon M&S, spice it up and allow people to have a laugh at lunch rather than push a narrative.

Time for a Lefty loaf. Lettuce, egg, figjam, turnips and yams. It seems unfair at a time the left wants to eat its own that there isn’t an offering on M&S shelves.

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